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5 years ago I was hanging out with a very stoned friend who was hungry. Being broke, I decided to make a craigslist ad with a photo of myself & my friends dog saying that I wanted a free pizza in exchange for nothing. Many responses later, I found a not creepy guy . 5 years later hes sent me about 23 pizzas plus wings, soda, dipping sauce, bread and bras cause mine broke. We had sex last weekend for the first time and he was a bad kisser but a really wonderful guy. 10/10 do recommend.

paarasytes:

oh my fucking god

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